Priceless

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly.
I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat.


Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.
FML




(Tack)
2010-02-11 @ 08:22:04 Random Permalink

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